job posting!!!

kanina habang nagpapakadalubhasa ako sa pagtatrabaho may nadaanan akong isang job posting.iiskip ko na sana kaso nadale nito ang atensyon ko…bakit kamo?dahil ito ang laman ng entry nila:

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The Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Co-Workers

1) Page your boss over the intercom and let him know the toilet is over flowing.
2) Send e-mails to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you are doing. For example, “In case anyone needs me, I’ll be in the dark room, sleeping”
3) Put a chair facing the watercooler, get a running start, jump over it and take it to the ground, then yell “Safety!”.
4) Every time a co-worker asks you to do something, ask them who you work for.
5) Steal the stapler from your neighboring cubicle and then ask if you can borrow it 5 minutes later.

Hopefully you don’t have to do any of this on a daily basis, although it would be entertaining. We are looking for individuals with a sense of humor but also a strong work ethic.

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hehe ang cool..mabenta toh sakin…natatawa ko dun sa number 5..pag kasi lunch break ko..dun ako sa reception area tumatambay..tas yung stapler namin ang palagi kong pinagtitripan..ayun natuto na si ate guard..pag lunch ko nakatago na sa safety box nia ang stapler..hakhak!

wala aman!may maishare lang..ahaha

Posted by azul on Abril 17, 2009 at 9:52 umaga
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12 Comments

  1. 1
    joannahopkin Says:

    Hi my name is Joanna.
    I am 24 years old.
    I come from United Kingdom
    London

    Tugon
  2. 2
    Reesie Says:

    hahaha.. masubokan nga to..

    Tugon
  3. 3
    lio loco Says:

    mabenta rin skin ung number 5. pinaka-cool yun sa lahat. nyahahaha!

    Tugon
  4. 4
    flamindevil Says:

    sana nga pwede yan.haha

    sorry ngayon lang nakadaan.medyo busy sa family bonding. :p

    Tugon
  5. 5
    blurosebluguy Says:

    waaaahhhhh! kwela to ah!….wala akong kasama sa opis…..

    Tugon
  6. 6
    redfieryheart Says:

    hanep a mukhang madami akong matututunan, me problema lang ako, homebased job ako at walang co worker wahhhhhhhhhhhh
    ang hirap asarin ng sarili no!

    Tugon
  7. 7
    joycee Says:

    Wahahaha wala ding magawa talaga mga tao, ilagay bang job posting ito. :)

    Tugon
  8. 8
    sandijmartin Says:

    e bakit job posting ang title? harharhar

    kapag walang magawa para bang ang sarap mangulit ng ka opismate noh? :)

    Tugon
  9. 9
    vanvan Says:

    aheks..mabenta nga ito..mabenta ang sabon pag ginawa ito..

    i like the number five..hindi masyadong brutal..

    Tugon
  10. 10
    Maldito Says:

    indi kami gumagamit ng stapler…lols

    Tugon
  11. 11
    anakngpating Says:

    yung stapler dito sa shop nababadtrip ako kapag naiipit yung bala hehe…

    Tugon
  12. 12
    Mon Says:

    ayos to ahh!! hehhe.. gusto ko yung number one. na-iimagine ko kung anong magiging reaksyon ng boss ko. wahahah

    Tugon

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